browngirl

Hey, look! Porn! It's the end of my summer today, so here's a nice vacationey ficlet. With added tentacles. (Incidentally -- I saved these stories to post whilst crazily busy. I apologize for not having been very responsive recently, and hope to make it up soon.)

Title: Applied Biology
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jim Kirk/Gaila/Tentacles
Summary: They kneel across from each other on a smooth sea-wet rock, sunshine soaking into their naked skins and a nest of slippery tentacles twining around their legs.
Content Advisory: Sex including a man, a woman, and a sentient tentacle creature.
All Thanks To: arcane_lark, who gave me the plotbunny, and whom I hope I did well by; also, oxoniensis, for the porn battle where I wrote this.
Disclaimer: This fanwork has been created for pleasure only and not for profit.

( This has been Jim's best idea for shore leave yet, if he says so himself.  )

From boosette and possibly_thrice.

Give me a pairing in a fandom I'm in and I'll tell you:
1. When or if I started shipping them:
2. What I think their challenge is:
3. What makes me happy about them:
4. What makes me sad about them:
5. What moment I wish had never happened:
6. Who I'd be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:
7. My happily ever after for them:

Title: The One Where Sulu Makes a Friend
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17 with warnings.
Pairing: Hikaru Sulu/Tentacle Plant
Content Advisory: Tentacles, dubious consent, crackliciousness.
Acknowledgements: Written for emiime, "Sulu/plant!tentacles".
Disclaimer: None of the named characters or their settings belong to me.

( Cadet Hikaru Sulu asks himself, _how is this my life?_  )

Title: More Than Ocean Water Broken
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17 with warnings.
Pairing: Captain Jim Kirk/Dr. Leah McCoy/ a tentacle creature.
Summary: "May I present," Kirk says with one of his dramatic flourishes, "Curiosus flagellus, the sentient species around these parts?" Written for this prompt.
Content Advisory: Nonconsensual and threats of more. Mirrorverse, genderswap, tentacles, het.
All Thanks To: echoinautumn *blows kisses*
Disclaimer: None of these characters or their settings belong to me.
Title from Frost's "Once By The Pacific".
Author's Note: Essentially, this is "Those Who Favor Fire" remixed with calamari instead of baked goods. Set after the final scene of "And Would Suffice".

( Leah's been testing when and where she can push a little on her limits. )

Title: Strange Consequences
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17 with warnings.
Pairing: Gaila/Uhura featuring a little tentacle creature. Spock/Uhura mentioned.
Summary: "I'm going to give you what you want. After you tell me." Written for this prompt.
Content Advisory: Non-consensual; Mirrorverse. Tentacles, bondage, bad language. Femslash.
Acknowledgements: With thanks to ballroomblitz for Little Jacks.
Disclaimer: None of these characters or their settings belong to me.
Title from "Little Jacks".

(  'You know what I want, Gaila. Tell me.'  )

So I didn't get done the story I meant to post today. But, I did post something; also, I wrote a list of Star Trek Reboot Tentacle Fic Recs for tentacle_fest.

And for all my friends who've heard reports of an Americanized Doctor Who movie, this will hopefully make you laugh.

ETA: Thanks to kayliemalinza and thistlerose there are tentacular wondermousnesses in the comments, none rated higher than PG-13. Sweet and darling tentacles!

Great googli moogli, why are relevant-to-my-interests ficathons popping up whereever I look? Should I be grateful or overwhelmed?

Behold tentacle_fest, a short timescale March/April multifandom ficathon. C'mon, Star Trek and DC Comics peeps, this is so up our alleys!

Do I want to/should I write female-humanoid-involving tentaclefic for this? Shouldn't I, you know, refrain from joining any more ficathons, at least not until I perhaps finish and post a few more stories? AIGH.

Title: Hopes and Expectations
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: PG with warnings.
Pairing: Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/Sulu/Sentient Plant
Summary: Hikaru introduces Pavel to a new friend.
Content Advisory: Rather tentacular, threesome-tinged slash, but not at all explicit.
All Thanks To: lomedet. *beams*
Disclaimer: None of these characters (except the plant) or their settings belong to me.
Title from "Starlight" by Muse, because I like the theme.
Author's Note: This started as a fill to this kink meme prompt but went far afield, ending up as a sequel to Black Holes and Revelations (rated NC-17), though you don't need to read that to understand this.
( When Pavel finds Hikaru he has to stop himself from drawing his phaser. )

I probably shouldn't get into a new fandom id-first, but st_xi_kink has pretty much owned my soul this month.

Title: Black Holes & Revelations
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Chekov/Original Tentacular Character, Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/Math
Summary: No wonder we converse so well, comes the reply. Mathematics is the universal language.
Prompt: "Chekov/Tentacles" at the inimitable Kink Meme.
Warnings & Spoilers: Extremely dubious consent. If you would not read outright non-con I wouldn't recommend you read this either.
Beta Reader Gratitude Lavishment: petronelle
Disclaimer: The Mathematician and its world belong to me; Chekov, Sulu, and their universe do not.
Title From: "Starlight" by Muse

( When they are introduced, Pavel is relieved... )