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Oh, it is being such a Monday over here. Please help distract me with this meme, which I snagged from magickalmolly:

1.) Comment with any character you know I've written.
2.) Receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.
3.) Profit!

(Right now I'd settle for nonprofit...)

Title: Across the Sky in Stars
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: As it is: N/A. As it would have been: NC-17
Pairing: Dick/Everyone, Bruce/Dick
Summary: Bruce's grieving [yet merry] widow.
Author's Note: For __marcelo, or rather would have been.

( Bruce's Grieving Widow )

Just one today, as I have a busy day today.
Clarity, The Dark Knight, Rachel/Harvey/Bruce, chilly . Yeah, I can't resist a threesome.

(For the same movie, someone else wrote a nifty Rachel/Bruce that is about a *different* threesome involving them, the most inescapable one of all. I should find it and rec it, but one day, in my copious spare time, I intend to list and rec all my favorites... Well, we'll see. At any rate, it's worth finding.)

I haven't written in way too long, yuletide approaches, and petronelle has the best ideas. So.

Give me a porny ficlet (one comment box's worth or less) and one or more characters or situations in any fandom I can write, and I'll write you a porny ficlet in exchange. Fandoms I can at least try to write include LOTR (no Frodo/Sam), DC Comics (including various animated universes), Firefly, NUMB3RS, Mary Renault's historical fiction. new-school Doctor Who, Bujold's Vorkosiverse, Star Trek '80s shows (so, not TOS or Enterprise), Discovery Channel and Food Network RPF (within reason), and... well, ask me and I'll see what I can do. Feel free to specify femslash, het, slash, threesomes, etc, or not.

The ficlet I wrote for Petra is below the cut. Fans of The Batman may want to avert their eyes now. ( Barbara walks out of the showers. )

Posted for my Unofficial WIP Amnesty Week
Title: Beneath the Banner of the Bat
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: As it is: PG-13 As it was intended to be: R
Pairing/s: Assorted Batfamily slash, het, and femslash.
Notes: This completely crack-addled Fantasy Elseworld, which began with the image of Bruce Wayne in a Kilt (I think the link is in the notes somewhere) and as an excuse to use the line, "have this one washed and brought to my quarters", would have been written for the dc_flashfiction Lord King Badfic Challenge, but I wrote three whole stories for that challenge. Also, as may be seen in the second IM conversation, I had too much shame to write down what the plot was leading me towards.

( The iron gates of Gotham before him, his army victorious and weary behind, Wayne the Bruce at last attained the city of his birthright )

So, at the other end of this year, for the dc_flashfiction Lord King BadFic Challenge, I wrote Past The Morning Star (Bruce/Dick, NC-17) mildredmilton recently asked me to explain my insanity, and so I shall.

( forthwith to the DVD Meming )

I posted all but two of these as replies, so here's a separate list of them, and the two extras. If you asked for one, I wrote it, so if you didn't get the comment notification now you can find it.

( Lord of the Rings-verse )

( DC Comics-verse )

( Other (Firefly, Star Wars, Bujold, and Doctor Who) and Mixed-Universe )

( Over-Long Five Things #1: Five Things That Happened To The Batkids in the Bulls-and-Birds Universe, for Katarik )

( Over-Long Five Things #2: Five Kisses for Steph, for Danachan )

( A bonus: Five Things I Know Better Than To Do )

#2 in my Too-Big Five Things seriesish thing.

Title: Till It Bleeds Daylight
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17
Summary: As she offers the hilt to him, she watches its gleam reflect in his beautiful eyes.
Pairing: Talia Head / Jason Todd
Warnings/Features: het, other pairings contemplated.
Spoilers For/Based On: Batman Annual #25
Most Marvelous Beta Reader: blythely, who also provided scans and CBRs and tons of useful advice.
Dedicated to: monkeycrackmary, because she totally, totally combed his hair.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DC Comics.


( Jason's laugh swells in Talia's ears. )

So, I'm thinking about my Summer Projects, because procrastination is fun. And I'm contemplating a slight dilemma. ( Do you ever want to write a certain kind of story? )

Yeah, I wrote more. God help me. And this one's so far over the top, the top's below the bottom.

Title: Past the Morning Star
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: NC-17. Slightly kinky.
Written For: The Lord King Bad Fanfic Challenge.
Pairing: Batman/Robin I (Bruce/Dick)
Summary: "Your birthday, Robin."
Based On: maelithil's photoessay,specifically this picture. Despite that, this isn't pre-[last]Crisis.
Warnings: I left Dick's age unspecified. Decide how old he has to be for you to read this.
All Thanks To: maelithil for audiencing, petronelle for looking the story over and sageness for beta-reading.
Disclaimer: They're DC Comics' , not mine.
(  'You'll need to be well-rested tomorrow,' Bruce said. )