"The Wino on the bus goes..."

[browngirl]

So. "The Wheels on the Bus".

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/wheels.htm

The teenagers on the bus they yell, yell, yell...
The wino on the bus goes glug, glug, glug...
The couple in the back goes smooch, smooch, smooch...

What are your alternate verses? You know you have them.

Feel free to be as bad as you want; I promise not to sing the naughty ones to any babies, including the one I live with.

Comments

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

The socially disadvantaged youth who grew up without adequate parental supervision and with a distorted set of cultural values which cannot be laid at the door of race or of society goes mug mug mug

The cellphone wielding youths go ring, buzz, whirr, wiki-wiki-scratch, rap, boing, hey macarena, crazy frog, belch, eat my shorts

The driver on the bus goes correct change only get off

The terrorist on the bus goes boom boom boom

The climate change activist on the bus goes "hey man, you should get out and walk, the diesel particulates from this bus are destroying the planet, man"

The geek on the bus goes "but it's an electric bus and produces no particulates"

The climate change activist on the bus goes "but it just moves the pollution up to the power plants, plus do you realise how many dangerous heavy metals are used in the manufacture of these batteries, and how much energy is used producing them in the first place and then in recycling them safely afterwards? Never mind that this is the wedge that some will use to push the building of new nuclear reactors ..."

The policeman on the bus goes bang bang bang

The coroner on the bus goes tag tag tag

The reporter near the bus goes "damning indictment on society"

:-)

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

The wino on the bus goes glug, glug, glug...

ITYM "economically disadvantaged homeless person, made victim by our capitalist society and George Bush." HTH.

/ducks the inevitable incoming flames
//S.C.F.T.H.I.

[ailsaek.livejournal.com]

The David on the bus goes "Look, Mama, Look!" :)

[gingicat]

The Joshua on the bus goes "Squee" or "Waaah!" depending on tiredness and hunger factors.

[ceo]

The pervert on the bus goes grope, grope, grope...
The loony on the bus goes rant, rant, rant...

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

The pervert on the bus goes "fap fap fap"

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

The muffler on the bus goes roar, roar, roar...

[temima.livejournal.com]

The high schoolers on the bus go swear swear swear
The mall punks on the bus go "Look at me! I'm a rebel! Just like my friends!"
The driver on the bus goes "Is that a joint? It smells funny. No smoking means that too."
The person on the cell phone regardless of race or economic status goes "Yak yak yak--that's why I left his broke ass--so Boston Beer Works before the game?"
The stoner on the bus goes "snooze snooze snooze . . .Huh, is it my stop? I feel funny."

[vass]

The mobile phone on the bus goes [hums annoying ringtone]...
The ticket machine on the bus goes... No it doesn't, it doesn't work at all.