"The Wino on the bus goes..."

[browngirl]

So. "The Wheels on the Bus".

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/wheels.htm

The teenagers on the bus they yell, yell, yell...
The wino on the bus goes glug, glug, glug...
The couple in the back goes smooch, smooch, smooch...

What are your alternate verses? You know you have them.

Feel free to be as bad as you want; I promise not to sing the naughty ones to any babies, including the one I live with.

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[gingicat]

The Joshua on the bus goes "Squee" or "Waaah!" depending on tiredness and hunger factors.