Untitled ST:XI Ficlet of Ridiculousness, rated R

Apparently I can write anything as long as it's not what I intended to be writing. There's a calvacade of tentacle-fic upcoming, and as for this it was written in a friendslocked post. I finally wrote Kirk/Spock Prime, and I think this is about everything I have to say on this pairing.

This is Jim's NSFW tattoo. I suppose I should tell the artists I spontaneously wrote a story about their artwork. Anyway.

(  'You stroking out back there, old man?'  )