I love you all

[browngirl]

Do you know that?

OK, here are a few more. Feel free to ask me to explain the links.

Darth Vader, Sauron, Voldemort
Crassus, Caesar, Pompey
Augustus Caesar, Tiberius Caesar, Claudius Caesar
Sappho, Hypatia, Empress Theodora
Inanna, Hathor, Peleia (the Minoan name for Aphrodite)
Luke Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter (stolen from marryshagcliff)
Spike, Lestat, Vlad Dracul
Hedwig Robinson, Brian Slade, Mitzi Del Bra
Lucy Liu, Michelle Yeoh, Ziyi Zhang
Kurt Wild, Mark Renton, Christian

I'll stop now. Ten is really more than enough.

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

You are a very silly person.

[gingicat]

This can't possibly be a surprise to you. :)

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

Shag Darth Vader, marry Sauron, shove Voldemort

Shag Crassus, marry Caesar, shove Pompey

Marry Augustus Caesar, shove Tiberius Caesar, shag Claudius Caesar

Shag Sappho, marry Hypatia, shove Empress Theodora

[Dunno well enough] Inanna, Hathor, Peleia (the Minoan name for Aphrodite)

Shag Luke Skywalker, shove Frodo Baggins, marry Harry Potter (I still don't like hobbits)

Marry Spike, shag Lestat, shove Vlad Dracul, but in general I'm not the vampire type

[Dunno these folks] Hedwig Robinson, Brian Slade, Mitzi Del Bra

[Dunno these folks either] Lucy Liu, Michelle Yeoh, Ziyi Zhang

[Proving my ignorance of nearly anything, I once again don't know these folks] Kurt Wild, Mark Renton, Christian

Here's some for you:

Michelle Kwan, Sasha Cohen, Sarah Hughes? (Assume AoC)

Woody Stephens, Wayne Lukas, Bob Baffert? (Okay, almost nobody but me will understand this one.)

George Balanchine, Jerome Robbins, Peter Martins?

Mike Royko, Molly Ivins, P.J. O'Rourke?

Robert Benchley, P.G. Wodehouse, Dave Barry?

Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays?

Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graff, Venus Williams?

Garry Trudeau, Cathy Guisewaite, Lynn Johnston?

Robert E. Lee, James Longstreet, Jeb Stuart?

George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson?

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Woody Stephens, Wayne Lukas, Bob Baffert?

think I'd hold out for Nick Zito. :)

-R
(...no preference, just wanted you to know SOMEONE else got it...)

Re:

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I might have known you would.

[gingicat]

Marry Hank Aaron (he's Jewish, after all), shag Willie Mays, shove Babe Ruth (the traitor!)

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

[Dunno these folks] Hedwig Robinson, Brian Slade, Mitzi Del Bra

Rock-n-roll movie characters of alternate bent. (I should replace Brian Slade with Jack Fairy; then we get rock-n-roll transvestites.)

[Dunno these folks either] Lucy Liu, Michelle Yeoh, Ziyi Zhang

Kick-ass Asian actresses from action/martial arts movies.

[Proving my ignorance of nearly anything, I once again don't know these folks] Kurt Wild, Mark Renton, Christian

You know a lot. :) These three are Ewan MacGregor characters.
(and my answers for them: Shag Kurt, he'd be fun; marry the *reformed* Renton; push that silly soppy love-addled bint Christian off the cliff.)

Michelle Kwan, Sasha Cohen, Sarah Hughes? (Assume AoC)

I haven't seen enough of Sasha Cohen's character to know, so by default she goes over the cliff. Sarah looks marriageable. Michelle I'd worship for a night and see on her way.

George Balanchine, Jerome Robbins, Peter Martins?

Shag Balanchine, marry Robbins, Martins goes over the cliff because I can't *remember* any of his stuff.

Mike Royko, Molly Ivins, P.J. O'Rourke?

Marry Molly, I really like her. Shag P.J., I find political arguments aphrodisiac in small quantity, though irritating in large. Royko has annoyed me in the past, and goes over the cliff.

Robert Benchley, P.G. Wodehouse, Dave Barry?

Marry Dave Barry, he's dependably funny. Cliff Wodehouse, the old drunk likely couldn't get it up anyway. Shag Benchley, just because.

Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays?

Marry Aaron, shag Mays, cliff Ruth.

Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graff, Venus Williams?

Oooh! Marry Martina, shag Venus most delightfully, cliff Steffi.

Garry Trudeau, Cathy Guisewaite, Lynn Johnston?
Marry Lynn; I love her depictions of family life. Shag Garry and stay up late pillow-talking. Cliff Cathy, for the miilions of women saddled with the stereotype of women she promulgates.

Robert E. Lee, James Longstreet, Jeb Stuart?
Don't troll the poor little Yankee :)

George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson?
Marry George Washington, definetely, he strikes me as someone solid and sweet. I'm torn on who to shag, though. I could shag Jefferson the redhead, because we know he had a sweet tooth for Black girls, or cliff him, for the same reason, and shag John Adams, who treated his wife like a thinking human being at a time when that was relatively uncommon.

I like the sets you pick. :)

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[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

>>I like the sets you pick. :)>>

Thanks. :) I tried to get a good cross-section. As for trolling the Yankee, the Southern generals were more interesting than the Northern. And, for the most part, more decent people on a personal scale. but if you'd like to change it to Grant, Sherman, Sheridan I'll let you. :)

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

but if you'd like to change it to Grant, Sherman, Sheridan I'll let you. :)


But then I'd have to get a higher cliff. :)

A.
may be a Yankee, still tries to be fair.

Re:

[pocketnaomi.livejournal.com]

>>>But then I'd have to get a higher cliff. :)<<<

ROTFL!!

lots of unknowns there for me

[andreas_schaefer]

Martina Navratilova, Steffi Graff, Venus Williams?

Given the preferences of Martina ( whom I have admired for long ) it is shove or marry - and since she probably is loaded marry would be the answer.
Steffi probably is somewhat brighter than she looks but I'd say shove ( there was this nasty tax avoidace and her father.) If Venus Williams is also a tennis star I don't know her - I was thinking of Esther williams the swim-and movie star which lokked shaggable to me.
So maybe it is shag Steffi shove Venus.

[onthewind.livejournal.com]

How about:
Emily Salyers, Ani DiFranco, Sarah McLachlan?

Or:

Ron Weasley, Samwise Gamgee, Bran Davies?

Or:

Hermione Granger, Princess Leia Organa, Arwen Undomiel?

[ceo]

Emily Salyers, Ani DiFranco, Sarah McLachlan: I don't know the first, so unfortunately she gets the cliff. Shag Ani, marry Sarah and keep shagging Ani on the side. (I don't want to marry Ani because then she'll write snarky songs about me every time we have a fight.)

[gosling.livejournal.com]

Huh. Do you honestly believe Ani would write *fewer* snarky songs about someone who was shagging her on the side? :-)

Re: Emily, Ani, Sarah

[onthewind.livejournal.com]

Emily Salyers and Amy Ray, her singing / songwriting partner, are the Indigo Girls. :)

[ceo]

Oh, duh. Her name is actually spelled 'Saliers' and I always thought it was "Sailers" until I looked at one of their albums just now.

She may have to get cliffed anyway, since she's even less likely than the other two to either shag or marry me. On the other hand, she's a better songwriter than Sarah McLachlan. Hmmm.

Re: Blarg, my bad spelling error *g*

[onthewind.livejournal.com]

Whoops! You're absolutely right. :) two keys over from where I shoulda been...(sounds like a country music song. ::snicker::) Sarah's a little too angsty for me, but they are all angsty to some extent. Marry Sarah cause she's easy on the eyes; shag Ani; cliff Emily (sorry Emily :*/ )

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

Darth Vader, Sauron, Voldemort
Marry Vader, as had a few good years, and could use strong wife willing to bitch slap him into sumbission. Shag Sauron, as am intriqued by notion of sex with flaming giant eyeball. Shove Voldemort off cliff, as know he won't die but stupid prat will keep coming back, giving endless opportunities to shove off cliff, or swap out if Vader or Sauron get boring.

Here's more:
Will, Grace, Jack
Rachel, Monica, Phoebe
Joey, Chandler, Ross
Hawkeye, Trapper John, Frank

-H...

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

Will, Grace, Jack
Rachel, Monica, Phoebe
Joey, Chandler, Ross

Cliff 'em all.

Hawkeye, Trapper John, Frank
Marry Trapper John, shag Hawkeye thoroughly, cliff Frank, definetely.

[onthewind.livejournal.com]

Will, Grace, Jack -- marry Will, shag Grace, cliff Jack
Rachel, Monica, Phoebe -- shag Monica, marry Phoebe for the comic relief, cliff Rachel
Joey, Chandler, Ross -- marry Ross cause he's the only real income producer; shag Chandler cause he's dead sexy; cliff Joey cause he's dead annoying.
Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank -- shag Hawkeye (oh Gawd yes!!), marry Trapper cause he's adorable; cliff Needle-Nose. With extreme prejudice and maybe a Bouncing Betty enema.

[temima.livejournal.com]

Darth Vader, Sauron, Voldemort

Shag Voldemort as Tom Riddle, marry Darth Vader, cliff Sauron. Wait, can you cliff a flaming eye?

Augustus Caesar, Tiberius Caesar, Claudius Caesar

Tiberius was a big pervert with a proper front, so shagging him might be interesting. Augustus is good to marry, but since I do think Claudius is an idiot, cliff he goes.

Sappho, Hypatia, Empress Theodora

Oh you don't make it easy. Shag Sappho, marry Hypatia, cliff Theodora.

Inanna, Hathor, Peleia (the Minoan name for Aphrodite)

Meh. Can't I shag them all?

Luke Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter (stolen from
marryshagcliff)

Marry Harry, shag Frodo, cliff Luke. I don't like blondes.

Spike, Lestat, Vlad Dracul

Again, can't I shag them all?

Lucy Liu, Michelle Yeoh, Ziyi Zhang

You know my response to this one, right?

Kurt Wild, Mark Renton, Christian

Shag Kurt, marry Christian, cliff Rent Boy.