Malign Your OTP Meme
May. 26th, 2013 07:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
browngirlThis made me laugh so very hard when I saw it in ilthit's journal.
Describe your OTP and make it sound as awful as possible.
*rubs hands together*
1) Mentor/student romance (this describes THREE of my OTPs, two being canon no less)
2) One was willing to believe the worst of the other and the other hardly seemed to care. (That's pretty weak; I love those two so much.)
3) They met when he captured her in war and killed her subordinate.
4) Quoted from Ilthit: "So this one guy dumps his fiancée to run off with someone else for years. When he gets back, he doesn't just expect her to still be waiting around, he wants all three of them to live together."
5) Both daughters of villains, one's a trained killer and the other's a self-taught vigilante.
6) When they met one teased the other so badly he became physically ill.
7) One expressed his lifelong love through stalking and the other through playing up their relationship's incestuous nature with a familial nickname.
8) They encourage each other to commit all manner of petty crimes (in movie verse anyway)
9) The massive codependence between this bitter divorce survivor and this pretty miscreant must be seen to be believed.
10) They are powerful, dysfunctional ex-boyfriends whose tempestuous love affair affects the fates of billions.
ilthit's journal.Describe your OTP and make it sound as awful as possible.
*rubs hands together*
1) Mentor/student romance (this describes THREE of my OTPs, two being canon no less)
2) One was willing to believe the worst of the other and the other hardly seemed to care. (That's pretty weak; I love those two so much.)
3) They met when he captured her in war and killed her subordinate.
4) Quoted from Ilthit: "So this one guy dumps his fiancée to run off with someone else for years. When he gets back, he doesn't just expect her to still be waiting around, he wants all three of them to live together."
5) Both daughters of villains, one's a trained killer and the other's a self-taught vigilante.
6) When they met one teased the other so badly he became physically ill.
7) One expressed his lifelong love through stalking and the other through playing up their relationship's incestuous nature with a familial nickname.
8) They encourage each other to commit all manner of petty crimes (in movie verse anyway)
9) The massive codependence between this bitter divorce survivor and this pretty miscreant must be seen to be believed.
10) They are powerful, dysfunctional ex-boyfriends whose tempestuous love affair affects the fates of billions.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2013-05-26 11:19 pm (UTC)7) Tim Drake/Dick Grayson?
Ahh, I'm thinking Dick/Babs might be in here somewhere but I can't find it. Is it the first one?
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:26 am (UTC)Dick and Babs are not in here because what I came up with for them made me wince too hard.
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 01:46 am (UTC)1) Dick/Bruce?
4) Sam/Rosie/Frodo (? I didn't know you when you were LotR-focused, but it seems logical)
5)Cass/Steph
7) Don/Charlie (*beams at you*)
10) Clark/Lex
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 02:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:29 am (UTC)A hint -- Charlie is in one of these pairings, though (obviosuyl) not Don. *wink*
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 01:40 pm (UTC)(and wait, are you saying that #10 isn't Clark/Lex? Clark/Bruce, then, maybe? *reads down in comments* ah, I see I was barking up the wrong canon.)
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 02:22 am (UTC)ETA:
3) OT3: Sam/Rosie/Frodo
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 02:25 am (UTC)I love your description of #3 :) and #9 :)
I can't figure out #6 or #8!
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 12:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 04:25 am (UTC)4. Hee!
6. Kirk/McCoy!
8. Merry/Pippin?
no subject
Date: 2013-05-27 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-29 04:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-02 05:15 am (UTC)That's an excellent guess, but not whom I was thinking of -- think of the fandom where we met. :D
no subject
Date: 2013-06-02 05:43 pm (UTC)Answers In Spoilertext
Date: 2013-06-02 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-03 08:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-04 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-06-04 05:15 pm (UTC)