Thing For Tough Chicks (Numb3rs Triple-Drabble, NC-17)

[browngirl]

Title: Thing For Tough Chicks
Fandom: Numb3rs
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Robin/Liz/Don ; David, Nikki, Colby.
Summary: Robin holds Don at gunpoint.
Warnings/Spoilers: Season 5 cast.
All Thanks To: / Acknowledgements: My roommate for putting up with my insanity. emmademarais and melissima for running numb3rs100.
Author's Note: Written for the current prompt, "Strength". No FBI agents were harmed during the making of this drabble.
Disclaimer: None of these characters or their settings belong to me.



Eyes glinting like steel, Robin holds Don at gunpoint. Liz handcuffs him, her familiar fingers stronger than the metal around his wrists, and shoves a chair behind him. Robin pushes him into it, her handprint lingering over his heart. "Nice work," Liz says.

Don tips his head back against the chair's cool metal rim. Robin smiles, gun held steady. "Thanks, darling," she says as Liz's arms slide around her waist, tangling her free hand in Liz's hair as they kiss.

Don remembers kissing both of them. He watches their plush shiny lips moving, Liz's hands stroking up Robin's back and their breasts pressed together. They look as damn good as he knows they both feel; his throat's even tighter as his pants. He says, "Ladies," but the only response is a waggle of Robin's gun hand as Liz's mouth opens under hers. "Come on, let me up. I'm much more fun with my hands free."

He smiles charmingly but Liz just flips him off, muttering "shut up, Eppes," over Robin's silky cheek.

Leaning into Liz's mouth on her throat, Robin glares sideways at Don. "When we want to hear from you we'll let you know." Liz lifts her head, their noses touching -- Don remembers that, too, nosetip to nosetip -- and they nod in decisive unison.

Then they knock him over.

Don lands on his back as Liz rips his fly open. Robin straddles him, cupping Liz's tender breast, dragging the gun along his chest and belly. "Now," she orders, sitting on his face as Liz sinks him into wet heat, "use your mouth."

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"Maybe somebody should wake him up."

"Why don't you wake him up?"

"Why don't we not wake him up," David says. "Let the man have his nap." Colby nods. "Look, he's smiling." Tilting her head, Nikki shrugs.

Don's team silently tiptoes away.

Comments

[lomedet.livejournal.com]

bweee! you posted!

Don in handcuffs....*happy sigh*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*grin* Ah, Don in handcuffs. An irresistable image.

[admiralandrea.livejournal.com]

I'm almost disappointed this was only a dream! Cause it sure worked as a very hot idea *g*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Thanks. :) I couldn't see it in real life, or I would have written that.

[elysium1996.livejournal.com]

hahahaha.. don't wake up the man is probably a good idea....

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

A nice long happy dream! *grin*

[knotted-rose.livejournal.com]

Ah Donny -- such a stud! I liked this. Thanks for sharing!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*grin* I'm really glad you like this!

[gingicat]

I see you added a few lines to the dream, there. ;)

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, given the opportunity. :D

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

See, I knew it was a dream from the character/pairing line, but so what? It was lovely and fun and sexy and how much do I love Don getting flipped off?

/big grin/

You're so much fun, my dear!

And thank you for the little shout out in the headers! The comm is headed up on our 200th prompt and we're *so* close to our 200th member that even a little nod might help cross us over that wonderful threshold. /crosses fingers/

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*grin* Yeah, I couldn't make it work IRL, but it made for a nice dream! I'm really glad you liked this, and of course I gave you a shout-out! I'm really loving Numb3rs100, and also with my life as it currently is, drabbles give me a wonderful venue for creativity that fits around little children and work and stuff.

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

Yay!

We like that you like the comm!

It's always nice to hear that our efforts at being author friendly are working. :-)

[1trackmind.livejournal.com]

Oh Don. He can't be faithful even in his dreams.

He smiles charmingly but Liz just flips him off, muttering "shut up, Eppes," over Robin's silky cheek.

I like it!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Well, he is a dog. It's part of his charm.

More seriously... I don't tend to write monogamous happily-ever-afters, so I gravitate towards characters who let me write about multiple relationships, such as Don.

Anyway. :) I'm glad you like this.

[ultraelectric.livejournal.com]

I'm not usually in to multiple pairings and stuff, but this was awesome and so like Don to dream about it!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Thank you, very much!. Yeah, given his... proclivities, I found myself wondering what his fantasy life was like.

[paranoid-woman.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! That was so funny and so damn hot!!! Ah, this is definitely a favorite of mine... *is in love*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*curtseys* Thank you, very much. :)

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

maybe this is the real reason Don (says he) favors the death penalty - so nobody dares disturb his slumber. ;)

amazing and hot drabble. bravo!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*laughs delightedly* You've figured him out. :D I'm really glad you liked this.