Family Bonding (NUMB3RS, Threesome double drabble, NC-17 with warnings)

[browngirl]

And now for something new for my birthday, as well. Which should probably have been on the other end of the scale, but c'est la vie.

Title: Family Bonding
Fandom: Numb3rs
Rating: NC-17 with warnings
Pairing: Don Eppes/Charlie Eppes/ Wednesday Addams
Warnings/Spoilers: NC-17. Slash, het, incest, threesome, bondage, um... *laugh*
All Thanks To: / Acknowledgements: strangerian. This is a little sequel to "Family Values", a wonderful (and wonderfully wrong) gift she wrote for me. Also for numb3rs100 Prompt #104, Handcuffs, and drabble_a_trois Challenge #23: Control.
Disclaimer: None of these characters or their settings belong to me.
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Don can't get out of these handcuffs. He knows he can't, because they're regulation and they came from his pocket. That doesn't keep him from jerking at every maddeningly light stroke of cool fingertips down his spine.

"Shh." Wednesday's voice breezes across his ear. If he weren't blindfolded he'd see her shiny red lips, he'd investigate what color her tight little nipples are instead of just feeling them against his skin. "Shh," she hisses to him, sibilant and low, then rakes her nails across his shoulders.

Don surges and growls, the bedframe squeaking, the cuffs bands of restraining fire around his wrists. "Whoa!" Charlie calls from beneath him, a surprised laugh and a familiar nervous hand against his chest. "He nearly fell on me!"

"Help hold him up." Her quiet voice sparks Don's defiance; he wants to say he doesn't need help, but Charlie bites his nipple, harder than usual, leaving him too busy gasping to speak.

"Yes ma'am," Charlie murmurs over Don's belly, voice warm and kisses warmer. He slides down, hands bracing Don's waist as he kisses the head and sucks Don in; Wednesday laughs softly over Don's burning shoulders and kisses his nape. Don shudders, dropping his head, overwhelmed.

Comments

[strangerian.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Ummm, oh myyy.

Yes, that's the right idea. Thank you for a stunning new year so far!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Hey, thank *you* for my present. *beams and hugs you*

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

Uhhh....

My first reaction was "Holy F#ck!"

[gingicat]

You should do what I usually do, and not click on the fics labeled "incest". :) (Except that Wednesday Addams somehow makes it all right.)

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

That was not a criticism! :-)'''

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

I swear to Ghu, you pick the stories to respond to that will most make me blush. *blushes a lot* I posted three stories today with very careful use of language (based on Shakespeare -- with iambs! -- and a novel of Bronze Age Greece) and you read the one with handcuffs. *laughs and laughs and hugs you and laughs*

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

I often don't comment on Shakespeare. It's the silence of the iambs. (gd&ravvf)

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*falls over from the force of the pun*

[melissima.livejournal.com]

*dead*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*fans you*

[devon99.livejournal.com]

Lol, girl - genius pairing. GENIUS!!!

Fab stuff:)

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

The threesome is to strangerian's credit, really; I just had to write a little of the porn. :)

[1trackmind.livejournal.com]

Oh very nice! And very Don. He really does have a difficult time giving up control, even when doing so would net him more pleasure.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

That he does... but Wednesday can handle that. :D I'm glad you liked this!

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

This better not be the end.

/vacillates between considering threats and offering cookies/

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Well, I do have a chastity belt and miniver fur to work in...

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

ROFL

Hey, did you get my birthday e-card? I was worried it might not go through since I sent it to your livejournal.com forward address.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

I did! *huggles you* Thank you so much! You are so good to me, and I am just bbeyond delighted.

[emmademarais.livejournal.com]

♥

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... what kind of work can you do in a chastity belt and miniver fur?

[ilthit.livejournal.com]

I so have the hots for Wednesday Addams now. *somewhat ashamed but more hot than bothered*

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Be not ashamed! I *know* she grew up to be ever so hot.

[ilthit.livejournal.com]

It's still kind of wrong. :D

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

Why have I never read a fic with Wednesday Adams in before? She'd fit just about anywhere!

...and now I have an image in my mind of Wednesday wondering from fandom to fandom, bringing teh smex and wierdness with her wherever she goes.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

It should be a fic challenge!