Porn Ficlet Exchange

[browngirl]

I haven't written in way too long, yuletide approaches, and petronelle has the best ideas. So.

Give me a porny ficlet (one comment box's worth or less) and one or more characters or situations in any fandom I can write, and I'll write you a porny ficlet in exchange. Fandoms I can at least try to write include LOTR (no Frodo/Sam), DC Comics (including various animated universes), Firefly, NUMB3RS, Mary Renault's historical fiction. new-school Doctor Who, Bujold's Vorkosiverse, Star Trek '80s shows (so, not TOS or Enterprise), Discovery Channel and Food Network RPF (within reason), and... well, ask me and I'll see what I can do. Feel free to specify femslash, het, slash, threesomes, etc, or not.

The ficlet I wrote for Petra is below the cut. Fans of The Batman may want to avert their eyes now.

When Barbara emerges from the showers, wearing Dick's clothes -- green shorts, a red tee that's seriously too small -- she times her step to the water drips; her reward is catching Bruce shaking, cowl pushed back and head in his hands. Before she even thinks about it she puts her arms around his neck, whispering "hey, boss, it's all right, we're okay, I'm okay."

When he turns and kisses her his mouth is hard, but all she wants is more. When he lifts her to the console his hands meet around her waist. When he rips the shorts, right down the middle, she gasps against his mouth. But when he sighs, "Batgirl", she realizes just who she's really with.

Comments

[jadelennox]

Dude, that image of Babs is *hot*.

When Helena realises she's been fantasizing about the Time-Life Books operators on television, she can't deny it to herself anymore. She lies in bed, imagining her tongue on the cold metal of the headset. In her dreams, her mouth presses against the soft foam microphone, past it to lips, warmwetsoft. Her dream hands skim against metal wheelchair arms and skitter against the wheels. She runs hands between leather seat and sweaty t-shirt, feeling vertebrae.

In reality, she discovers, Barbara takes off the headset and brings Helena into her bed, so there's no headset, no wheels. She finds she doesn't mind.

Chalion's Beatriz/Anybody?

[gloss]

♥ Funny and hot.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Oh, MAN. I hate to say this, especially after the splendid ficlet you wrote me, but the only Bujolds I've read are the Vorkosiverse books and The Spirit Ring. But anyone in the Nexus (well, maybe not so much Ethan of Athos -- the Athosians scare me) is fair game!

Hey, look what I wrote!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

It only took me, what, a year and a half?

http://rubynye.livejournal.com/380717.html

(Vorkosiverse.)