Apparently, I Deserve to be Eaten First

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Yesterday, I rescued amanuensis1 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).

In short, I have been very good (75 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
rubynye

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