"My hovercraft is full of eels."

[browngirl]

A very choice meme, because I can use the laugh. capra_maritimus credits it to Kirvin:

When you see this, quote Monty Python. If you hate Monty Python, when you see this, please quote your favorite Britcom instead. If you hate all Britcoms without exception or moderation in degree, quote something you do find funny.

If you know me you may know how much I love hymns, despite not being a Christian anymore. So my choice is this pure and beautiful anthem:

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great
If a sperm wasted
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathens spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

*giggles a lot* I should probably stop there, shouldn't I?

Comments

[capra-maritimus.livejournal.com]

*grin* And here I thought you were going to do All Things Dull and Ugly. LOL

I love that bit. :D

[ex-lunarisi.livejournal.com]

I love this song!! I crack up every time I see it in the film. This is a good one!

[katarik.livejournal.com]

Onanism!
Hee.
I spend far too much time actually paying attention in Theology class...

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

No hymn, but barbershop this time:

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we're both 69
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away.

[empressaurelius.livejournal.com]

HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

[panda-pooka.livejournal.com]

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam... Wonderful Spam!
*giggle* Yes, every time in the grocery store- the vikings sing in my head when I see that good ol' can o' SPAM!
(spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam--Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!)

[vass]

I knew that's what you were going to sing.

[widgeon7.livejournal.com]

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

That Hungarian phrasebook sketch has always been my favorite.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

What...is your name?

What...is your quest?

What...is the wind velocity of an unladen swallow?

[mariko-neko.livejournal.com]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! *small laugh* Now we see the violence inherant in the system!

The Camelot sequence is good, so's Castle Anthrax and The Knights Who Say 'Ni!'

I love the sperm song, and the Philosopher's Drinking Song. Oh, so much completely wonderful Brit humour, so little time.