*suffers*

[browngirl]

Tigerlily just taught the Joshlet how to use a kazoo.

Pray for me.

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[libitina]

/me offers you earplugs

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

*offers you rum*

[weegoddess.livejournal.com]

::tries very hard not to giggle::

Granted, I'm well out of earshot of a kazoo.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

oh honey.

[redaxe.livejournal.com]

Can he hold pitch?

If not, here, have a special Super Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri (the usual recipe, except that you substitute 151 proof rum for the usual 80 proof, and grain alcohol for the usual 151 proof, bumping your alcohol content noticeably).

If he does, maybe singing with him...?

(I sympathize, really. I've got two, both of whom have had kazoos -- and both of whom have had or are having lessons on the recorder at school. Yeah. Wind instruments are not a favorite :-)

[spinrabbit.livejournal.com]

My small is learning recorder at school. She and one of her partners in crime hatched a plot to go over to other-small's house and practice recorder together. After hearing the (totally good-natured, blame-free) lamentation of other-mom I told small not to ever do that again.

One beginner-recorder practicing is really quite enough.

Sympathy all round...

[sparkymonster.livejournal.com]

EAR PLUGS!!!

[chillyrodent.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Kazoos are like loud humming with extra octane! You're the luckiest!

*returns to quiet surfing*

[jerusha.livejournal.com]

/faxes you some ibuprofen

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

Eeep! *hands you some alcohol*

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

Mislay it. Mislay it somewhere HIGH...

[ceo]

Cool! We'll bring Benjamin over with his kazoo, and they can have a preschooler kazoo jam!

[lomedet.livejournal.com]

oh, poor you. Is it comforting if I say that generally speaking, small children also have small attention spans?

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

You can't sing "Frenobulax" without a Kazoo. This is important musical training!

[the-new-perfect.livejournal.com]

I don't know if prayer is enough.

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason for you to spend the afternoon over here today. We have no kazoos and Shaun and I can both hold a pitch :D

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

*Organizes the Stairway Kazoo Chorus*