Oh, SLADE, I'd forgotten JUST HOW MUCH you scared me here. I'm just glad I finally figured out how in God's name you managed to convince yourself that this wasn't *really* noncon, because YES IT IS.
Mmmmm, Dick on Slade's lap. Mmmmm. And Dick, of course, is trying very hard not to notice that, which I appreciate; other authors might well have switched too soon to the porn. You two are Skilled.
Also, oh, DICK. Ow. WRONG WRONG WRONG and in case I might have forgotten, WRONG.
Slade, you scary scary man. Scary scary. And Dick, of course it's not perfunctory sex. That wouldn't mess with your brain enough!
shfjdsh ROBIN. No, brain, I told you to STOP GOING THERE.
NONE OF THEM WAS BATMAN. I. Um. At least he didn't use the Voice?
Yet.
Oh, Dick, when *you* don't touch the person shoving you back into the bed... Slade, dude, *why* are you so okay with the fact that he really doesn't want to be here?
Yes, I am entirely aware of the irony of this icon.
Date: 2006-09-13 04:29 am (UTC)I'm just glad I finally figured out how in God's name you managed to convince yourself that this wasn't *really* noncon, because YES IT IS.Mmmmm, Dick on Slade's lap. Mmmmm. And Dick, of course, is trying very hard not to notice that, which I appreciate; other authors might well have switched too soon to the porn. You two are Skilled.
Also, oh, DICK. Ow. WRONG WRONG WRONG and in case I might have forgotten, WRONG.
Slade, you scary scary man. Scary scary. And Dick, of course it's not perfunctory sex. That wouldn't mess with your brain enough!
shfjdsh ROBIN. No, brain, I told you to STOP GOING THERE.
NONE OF THEM WAS BATMAN. I. Um. At least he didn't use the Voice?
Yet.
Oh, Dick, when *you* don't touch the person shoving you back into the bed... Slade, dude, *why* are you so okay with the fact that he really doesn't want to be here?
Eeeek. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
... The fingering is another moment where I should be saying eek, and BELIEVE ME I AM, but also HOT. Just. Mmmmmm. Nngh. And really, really wrong.
sdjfdsjfjdhfjskd OH SLADE. OH DICK.