Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg? shag and marry, cliff, cliff Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill? shag * 3 Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts? shag, shag, cliff Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West? shag, cliff, cliff A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian? shag * 3 Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm? shag, cliff, marry Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson? shag, cliff, cliff Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan? shag, cliff, cliff George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft? punt off the cliff * 1,000,000
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Date: 2005-06-17 09:32 am (UTC)Denethor, Boromir, Faramir? shag, shag, shag and marry
Sam, Merry, Pippin? cliff, shag and marry, cliff (assuming book-verse here!)
Estel, Thorongil, Elessar? marry, marry, shag
Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil? cliff * 3
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel? shag * 3
Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred? shag and marry, shag, shag
Grima, Witch King, Smeagol? cliff, shag and marry, cliff
Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow? cliff * 3
Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield? cliff * 3
Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? (book) shag * 3
Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)? cliff * 3
Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)? shag and marry, shag, shag
Real Life
Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg? shag and marry, cliff, cliff
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill? shag * 3
Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts? shag, shag, cliff
Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West? shag, cliff, cliff
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian? shag * 3
Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm? shag, cliff, marry
Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson? shag, cliff, cliff
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan? shag, cliff, cliff
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft? punt off the cliff * 1,000,000