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But...but...in LOTR. Where is Frodo? *looks around wildly* Where is he? *has withdrawal symptoms*

Denethor (cliff...oh, wait--that's movie!canon!), Boromir (shag), Faramir(marry)?
Sam (cliff), Merry (marry), Pippin (shag)?
Estel (shag), Thorongil (shag again), Elessar (marry and then shag again)?
Gandalf (marry), Saruman(cliff), Bombadil (shag)?
Arwen (cliff), Luthien (shag), Galadriel (marry)?
Eomer (marry), Eowyn (cliff), Theodred (shag)?
Grima (shag -- ew ew ew), Witch King (marry -- I guess :-o), Smeagol (cliff)?
Gaffer Gamgee (um...cliff), Farmer Maggot (marry), Robin Smallburrow (shag...hopefully he's hot)?
Durin (cliff), Gimli (marry), Thorin Oakenshield (shag)?
Gildor Inglorion (shag), Legolas Greenleaf (marry, omg, ima marysue), Glorfindel? (book) (cliff)
Legolas (cliff), Haldir (marry), Figwit (movie) (shag)?
Halbarad (<3 <3 <3 marry), Beregond (shag), Bergil (when he grows up) (cliff)

And that last one in the real life one? Just wrong. Just...just wrong...:-D