Escalation

Whilst lying on my back and reading over my shoulder, Mr. Joshlet spotted this spectacular terror of a hidden flag cake and declared he wants it for his next birthday, but in chocolate.

The scariest thing is that I know how I could make it in chocolate (red velvet cake). I just don't know where, because there is no way we can assemble it in our house unless we buy a chest freezer.

Also, EEEEK. This is what I get.