The Pairings Meme That's Been Going Round

Name a fandom with which I am familiar and I will tell you:

My M/F OTP:
My M/M OTP:
My F/F OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:

DC Comics et al gets divvied into: Batfamily, Superfamily, Teen Titans, and DCAU. It's too big of a universe to do otherwise.