The Excerpt Meme Once Again!

This is a busy, insane week for me. So, MEME TIME! Today, the excerpt meme! Post a paragraph from every WIP you can find. No explanations allowed, just the excerpt.

I double-paragraped a couple of these, and one is the same as the last time I did this, but corrected/updated.

( Non-Mirrorverse: imminent porn in various assortments )

( Mirrorverse: assorted bits of violence and variously dubious consent. )