"The Night Before Ficmas" and a Meme

I am terribly remiss. My roommmate teddywolf wrote The Night Before Ficmas about the excited lead-up to yuletide in specific and fic gift exchanges in general, and I'm only now getting around to posting about it! But here 'tis, for you to enjoy; please drop him an amused comment.

Also, a meme from vassilissa, under the cut with replies screened: ( What Would You Do With Me? )