Wish We Could All Go There Tomorrow

Because I need a poem today. I may well have posted this before; I haven't time to check. ( 'If I knew where Archetype Cafe was now...' )

Concerning Crack_Van and A Pseudoscientific Survey

Signal-boosting information: You may have heard about a problematic survey of fandom. Now it emerges that one of the moderators of crack_van is assisting the authors of that survey by sending them fanworks.