Spring's Prince and Summer's King (crackfic droubble, Merry/Pippin)

Title: Spring's Prince and Summer's King
Rating: R (on the hard side)
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Disclaimer: So not mine.
Author's note: I wrote three droubbles for the hobbit_smut challenge. This is actually the porniest, but it's such crackfic. It's inspired by a lovely NON-smut picture by mandibrandybuck as filtered through my own dirty mind.

(  ' Pippin, be _still_.'  )

A Different Duel (drabble, Frodo/Aragorn/Boromir, PG-something)

I wrote this one for b_briarwood, who picked the threesome and gave me the prompts of musk, duel, and purple. The prose likely fits that last one.

Title: A Different Duel
Word Count: 125
Pairing: Aragorn/Boromir/Frodo
Rating: PG-aught
Disclaimer: a benign avocational fiction, and a slightly cracked out one at that.

( it was a guilty pleasure… )