browngirl

Well, I just looked through my filk site and found some possibles for you:

Redshirt. A Star Trek security officer's life is not a lengthy one. (This one is old, but I never posted it.)

wa' voDleH. A Klingon counting song. (Don't know how well this will suit!)

And if you're taking filks of BFA...

Bound for Argo. Those spacers sure put a lot of strain on the liquor supply, and everything else in town. Somebody's got to bring in the goods.

Scans to Argo. Nothing's safe from "Argo" any more.

And you do know, don't you, about Argo's bastard descendants, c/o Random Factors and Xenofilkia?