Porn Ficlet Exchange

I haven't written in way too long, yuletide approaches, and petronelle has the best ideas. So.

Give me a porny ficlet (one comment box's worth or less) and one or more characters or situations in any fandom I can write, and I'll write you a porny ficlet in exchange. Fandoms I can at least try to write include LOTR (no Frodo/Sam), DC Comics (including various animated universes), Firefly, NUMB3RS, Mary Renault's historical fiction. new-school Doctor Who, Bujold's Vorkosiverse, Star Trek '80s shows (so, not TOS or Enterprise), Discovery Channel and Food Network RPF (within reason), and... well, ask me and I'll see what I can do. Feel free to specify femslash, het, slash, threesomes, etc, or not.

The ficlet I wrote for Petra is below the cut. Fans of The Batman may want to avert their eyes now. ( Barbara walks out of the showers. )