Play, Parent, Punt (also known as...)

[browngirl]

I'm incredibly bored.

If I'd've been productive last night I'd have fic to post today, and I wouldn't be so damn bored. But I wasn't, so I don't, so I am. So I thought I'd play a game. The title is the kidsafe name a friend of mine gave the famous game known as

Shag, Marry, Cliff?

LOTR:

Denethor, Boromir, Faramir?
Sam, Merry, Pippin?
Estel, Thorongil, Elessar?
Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil?
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel?
Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred?
Grima, Witch King, Smeagol?
Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow?
Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield?
Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? (book)
Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)?
Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)?


DC Comics:
Superman, Batman, Robin?
Robin I, Robin II, Robin III?
Nightwing, Robin III, Batman?
Nightwing, Officer Grayson, Dick the acrobat?
Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress?
Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle?
Batgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman?
John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner?
Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette?
Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I?

Lois McMaster Bujold's works

Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne, Ivan Vorpatril?
Alys Vorpatril, Cordelia Naismith, Drou Koudelka?
A quaddie, a herm, a ba?
Taura, Ellie Quinn, Ekaterin?
Admiral Naismith, Captain Vorkosigan, Miles?


Real Life

Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg?
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill?
Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts?
Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West?
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian?
Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm?
Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson?
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan?
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft?

Comments

[ilthit.livejournal.com]

Ooh, there's Vorkosigan there! Now I MUST play.

S: Faramir, M: Boromir, C: Denethor. Because: Faramir would probably be a considerate lovemate, but I prefer Boromir, and anyway he dies so I don't have to end up married for long, mwaha. And Denethor seems to like falling off cliffs.
S: Pippin, M: Sam, C: Merry. Sorry Mer, I had to choose one.
C: Estel, C: Thorongil, C: Elessar... Mwaha.
S: Bombadil, M: Gandalf, C: Saruman.
S: Arwen, M: Galadriel, C: Luthien. ...Because Liv!Arwen was hawt. Ahahaha, sorry Luthien, I know you're supposed to be cooler.
S: Theodred, M: Eowyn, C: Eomer.
S: Witch King, M: Grima, C: Smeagol.
S: Farmer Maggot, M: Robin Smallburrow, C: Gaffer Gamgee. I'd make a terrible daughter-in-law.
S: Thorin, M: GIMMUNS, C: Durin.
S: Glorfindel, M: Legsy, C: Gildor.
S: Figwit, M: Legolas, C: Haldir.
S: Halbarad, M: Bergil, C: Beregond (yep, still a terrible daughter in law).

S: Batman, M: Robin, C: Superman (he'll survive).
S: Robin II, M: Robin III, C: Robin I
S: Batman, M: Robin III, C: Nightwing
S: Officer Grayson, M: Dick the acrobat, C: Nightwing
Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress - Can't answer that, since of those three I'm only familiar with Huntress, who's hawt.
Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle - Can't answer that on account of not being familiar with Blue Beetle.
Batgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman - No friggin' clue. I'm only vaguely familiar with the one batgirl who, like, became the computer girl. Oracle, right?
John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner - Who?
Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette - La la la you speak in strange tongues, woman.
Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I - Whoooo?

S: Miles Vorkosigan, M: Bel Thorne, C: Ivan Vorpatril, although that's cruel to poor Ivan, and on some days it might easily be S: Ivan, M: Bel, C: Miles.
S: Cordelia, M: Drou, C: Alys.
A quaddie, a herm, a ba - all I know I'd cliff the ba. Unless the ba was so fabulously wonderful I'd want to marry it, but that depends on the individual ba, and the baness would sort of be counted as a negative when contemplating marriage or shaggage, especially shaggage.
S: Elly, M: Taura, C: Ekaterin.
S: Admiral Naismith, M: Miles, C: Captain Vorkosigan

S: Peter Jackson, M: Peter Jackson, C: Steven Spielberg
S: Sean Bean, C: Viggo Mortensen, C: Bernard Hill - that seems cruel, but I couldn't marry either of them!
S: Angelina, C: Halle Berry, C: Julia Roberts - I cheat once more!
S: Christian Bale, M: Michael Keaton, C: Adam West. Sorry Adam!
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian - insufficient data.
S: Ian Holm, M: Ian McKellen, C: Christopher Lee - *cringes* How awful! Throwing such a venerable actor off a cliff!
S: Samuel L. Jackson, M: Ewan McGregor, C: Sir Alec Guinness. Poor Alec Guinness!
S: Pierce Brosnan, M: Sean Connery, C: Roger Moore
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft - fatal error please reboot universe.

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

*rotfl*
absolutely, *rotfl*

And yes, I'd cliff Taura, because she could survive it and because I'm with Mark when it comes to Miles' terrifying taste in women.

Batgirl I became Oracle the Computer Girl, as you put it.