Play, Parent, Punt (also known as...)

[browngirl]

I'm incredibly bored.

If I'd've been productive last night I'd have fic to post today, and I wouldn't be so damn bored. But I wasn't, so I don't, so I am. So I thought I'd play a game. The title is the kidsafe name a friend of mine gave the famous game known as

Shag, Marry, Cliff?

LOTR:

Denethor, Boromir, Faramir?
Sam, Merry, Pippin?
Estel, Thorongil, Elessar?
Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil?
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel?
Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred?
Grima, Witch King, Smeagol?
Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow?
Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield?
Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? (book)
Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)?
Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)?


DC Comics:
Superman, Batman, Robin?
Robin I, Robin II, Robin III?
Nightwing, Robin III, Batman?
Nightwing, Officer Grayson, Dick the acrobat?
Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress?
Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle?
Batgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman?
John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner?
Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette?
Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I?

Lois McMaster Bujold's works

Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne, Ivan Vorpatril?
Alys Vorpatril, Cordelia Naismith, Drou Koudelka?
A quaddie, a herm, a ba?
Taura, Ellie Quinn, Ekaterin?
Admiral Naismith, Captain Vorkosigan, Miles?


Real Life

Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg?
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill?
Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts?
Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West?
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian?
Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm?
Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson?
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan?
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft?

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[browngirl.livejournal.com]

LOTR
Denethor, Boromir, Faramir? cliff, shag, marry.
Sam, Merry, Pippin? marry, shag at the same time.
Estel, Thorongil, Elessar? shag, cliff (he can survive it), marry. Much like Arwen did.
Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil? Why did I ask this?
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel? cliff, shag, marry (I adore Galadriel)
Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred? Cliff, shag, shag. No marrying here, I think. (obviously, a live Theodred.)
Grima, Witch King, Smeagol? Marry, shag, cliff (devous allies are good to have, and power is sexy.)
Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow? cliff, marry, shag (I always liked Robin.)
Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield? marry, shag, cliff (Thorin was a prat, and Gimli is a good sturdy prince but totally married to Legolas)
Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? Marry, shag, shag
Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)? Over the cliff, elves!
Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)? Shag, lightly lowe over a cliff and pull back up, marry.


DC Comics:
Superman, Batman, Robin? Shag, cliff, marry
Robin I, Robin II, Robin III? Shag, shag, and, um, talk to for a long time? If I must cliff one, Dick will do best at landing safely.
Nightwing, Robin III, Batman? Shag, marry (or at least mother be Alfred), cliff.
Nightwing, Officer Grayson, Dick the acrobat? Shag, marry, cliff (but only because he'd land safely.)
Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress? Shag, marry, cliff.
Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle? Shag, cliff, marry till he divorced me to run off with Booster
Batgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman? Marry, shag, cliff.
John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner? Marry, cliff, peg shag.
Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette? Shag, cliff (because she can fly), marry (or at least take away from her mom)
Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I? Shag, marry, cliff (because anyone who shags or marries her runs into trouble, don't they?)


Lois McMaster Bujold's works
Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne, Ivan Vorpatril? Shag, marry, cliff.
Alys Vorpatril, Cordelia Naismith, Drou Koudelka? Cliff, shag, marry.
A quaddie, a herm, a ba? marry, shag, cliff.
Taura, Ellie Quinn, Ekaterin? cliff, shag, marry.
Admiral Naismith, Captain Vorkosigan, Miles? shag, cliff, marry. Much like Ekaterin did.


Real Life
Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg? Shag, cliff, marry (and then cliff)
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill? cliff (the fangirls will catch him) shag (totally), marry (ooh)
Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts? marry, shag, cliff
Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West? shag, marry, take out for drinks.
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian? You can guess, right? ;)
Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm? marry (and boywatch with), shag (and listen to him talk, oooh), cliff (over a hobbit sized cliff, so he'll be fine)
Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson? shag, cliff, marry.
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan? Shag, cliff, marry.
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft? There aren't cliffs high enough, there really aren't.

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Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil? Why did I ask this?

*giggle* Well, Tom keeps Goldberry happy, so why not? And Gandalf's a doll, I wouldn't mind marrying him at all.

Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow? cliff, marry, shag (I always liked Robin.)

Farmer Maggot's dogs scare me!

Gimli is a good sturdy prince but totally married to Legolas

Hear, hear! I didn't think the exercise was about who THEY would marry, tho.

You would cliff Taura! Poor Taura! I always liked her best of all of Miles's girlfriends (unless you count Bel). Then again she'd have a good chance of surviving, even if you managed to throw her.