poltr1: (0)
poltr1 ([personal profile] poltr1) wrote in [personal profile] browngirl 2003-02-21 06:25 pm (UTC)

The SUV driver almost got what he deserved. I like your descriptive word for him: Masshole.

Every time my wife and I see an SUV driver behaving badly (and it happens pretty often), we sing a Jiffy Lube jingle they used a few years ago, that was to the tune of "Tales From The Vienna Woods" (unfortunately, the radio spot has been removed from the Jiffy Lube web site, otherwise I would have posted a link to it):
       I am rugged as can be
       I drive an SUV
       I scale parking lot curbs at will
       I don't slow down for small road kill
       But now my truck has blown a rod
       It can't scale Atlantic cod. 
       My manhood's slipping away....
       Should have gone to Jiffy Lube
       They check and fill your gearbox too
       More protection for my man van
       Six quarts of four by four blen -- ded synthetic motor oil
       I feel naked without my testosterone truck 
</pre

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting