I apologize for the prevalence of ficlets recently.

That's like apologizing for quick, hot frottage up against the wall instead of leisurely sex on a big bed - they're both good. So hush. Every story is a gift, Ruby. No apology necessary.

And what a gift. Mmmm... *stretches down to my toes* We should all be a little more like Gaila. The world would be a happier place.