Ignore the fact that I have only just read this. (I know, wtf is wrong with me?!!?)

But holy jesus christ on a rod. This was just so fucking amazing!! I especially love the George/Pike chair!sex and then getting kicked out to fuck on the floor. Omg, begin flailing like a mad person.

My favourite line? George's "Sounds like a plan. A naked plan." ZOMFG DEAD.