Meme for a Monday Morning

[browngirl]

"When you see this, please write some porn for me" (or, really, anything with characters interacting or contemplating each other, it's not required to be porn. But porn would be spiffy. )

Thank you :) You'll have helped me not gnaw off my own arm from sheer boredom.

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THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[brownbetty]

"You know," says Cassie, "I'm not really clear on why San Francisco lets us stay here, but I'm pretty sure the deal doesn't include us rounding up drunks for them."

"PD says he was 'violent, verbally abusive, and claimed to be a vigilante,' and was our problem," says Vic.

The man in the overcoat lobs another bit of trash at them that falls pitifully short, and overbalances him into a stack of boxes which fall down on top of him.

Cassie winces, and calls out, "Excuse me? Sir? Can you just tell me your name? I'm sure there are people looking for you!"

The pile of boxes heaves and a hand in a frayed cuff appears, and then the man's greasy head of hair. "Are retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

Tim steps out of a shadow and folds him in half with a roundhouse kick. He grabs the tramp by his collar and drags him to the mouth of the alley. "Are we done here, or do they have some jay-walking for us?"

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[sister-wolf.livejournal.com]

*snorts with laughter*

I'm the goddamn Batman! And Tim dragging him away... Bwah!

Best explanation for Allstar Batman & Robin yet.

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[keelywolfe.livejournal.com]

Ha!! That is totally porn.

I swear, I'm going to use that phrase at the bank someday. "I'm the goddamn Batman!"

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Daaaamn, Timmy.

*giggles*
*a whole hell of a lot*

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Dude, that's funny.

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[brownbetty]

I would totally go around photoshopping, "Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamned Batman!" onto, like Sally Forth and Family Circus comic strips, if I weren't sadly certain I'd think it way funnier than anyone else

Re: THIS IS TOTALLY PORN IF YOU'RE ME

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

That so very much needs to be a T-shirt. Only, with Lucy kicking Charlie Brown's ass. *apologies to Charles Shultz*