LOTR Denethor, Boromir, Faramir? cliff, shag, marry. Sam, Merry, Pippin? marry, shag at the same time. Estel, Thorongil, Elessar? shag, cliff (he can survive it), marry. Much like Arwen did. Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil? Why did I ask this? Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel? cliff, shag, marry (I adore Galadriel) Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred? Cliff, shag, shag. No marrying here, I think. (obviously, a live Theodred.) Grima, Witch King, Smeagol? Marry, shag, cliff (devous allies are good to have, and power is sexy.) Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow? cliff, marry, shag (I always liked Robin.) Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield? marry, shag, cliff (Thorin was a prat, and Gimli is a good sturdy prince but totally married to Legolas) Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? Marry, shag, shag Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)? Over the cliff, elves! Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)? Shag, lightly lowe over a cliff and pull back up, marry.
DC Comics: Superman, Batman, Robin? Shag, cliff, marry Robin I, Robin II, Robin III? Shag, shag, and, um, talk to for a long time? If I must cliff one, Dick will do best at landing safely. Nightwing, Robin III, Batman? Shag, marry (or at least mother be Alfred), cliff. Nightwing, Officer Grayson, Dick the acrobat? Shag, marry, cliff (but only because he'd land safely.) Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress? Shag, marry, cliff. Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle? Shag, cliff, marry till he divorced me to run off with Booster Batgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman? Marry, shag, cliff. John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner? Marry, cliff, peg shag. Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette? Shag, cliff (because she can fly), marry (or at least take away from her mom) Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I? Shag, marry, cliff (because anyone who shags or marries her runs into trouble, don't they?)
Lois McMaster Bujold's works Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne, Ivan Vorpatril? Shag, marry, cliff. Alys Vorpatril, Cordelia Naismith, Drou Koudelka? Cliff, shag, marry. A quaddie, a herm, a ba? marry, shag, cliff. Taura, Ellie Quinn, Ekaterin? cliff, shag, marry. Admiral Naismith, Captain Vorkosigan, Miles? shag, cliff, marry. Much like Ekaterin did.
Real Life Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg? Shag, cliff, marry (and then cliff) Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill? cliff (the fangirls will catch him) shag (totally), marry (ooh) Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts? marry, shag, cliff Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West? shag, marry, take out for drinks. A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian? You can guess, right? ;) Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm? marry (and boywatch with), shag (and listen to him talk, oooh), cliff (over a hobbit sized cliff, so he'll be fine) Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson? shag, cliff, marry. Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan? Shag, cliff, marry. George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft? There aren't cliffs high enough, there really aren't.
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Denethor, Boromir, Faramir? cliff, shag, marry.
Sam, Merry, Pippin? marry, shag at the same time.
Estel, Thorongil, Elessar? shag, cliff (he can survive it), marry. Much like Arwen did.
Gandalf, Saruman, Bombadil? Why did I ask this?
Arwen, Luthien, Galadriel? cliff, shag, marry (I adore Galadriel)
Eomer, Eowyn, Theodred? Cliff, shag, shag. No marrying here, I think. (obviously, a live Theodred.)
Grima, Witch King, Smeagol? Marry, shag, cliff (devous allies are good to have, and power is sexy.)
Gaffer Gamgee, Farmer Maggot, Robin Smallburrow? cliff, marry, shag (I always liked Robin.)
Durin, Gimli, Thorin Oakenshield? marry, shag, cliff (Thorin was a prat, and Gimli is a good sturdy prince but totally married to Legolas)
Gildor Inglorion, Legolas Greenleaf, Glorfindel? Marry, shag, shag
Legolas, Haldir, Figwit (movie)? Over the cliff, elves!
Halbarad, Beregond, Bergil (when he grows up)? Shag, lightly lowe over a cliff and pull back up, marry.
DC Comics:
Superman, Batman, Robin? Shag, cliff, marry
Robin I, Robin II, Robin III? Shag, shag, and, um, talk to for a long time? If I must cliff one, Dick will do best at landing safely.
Nightwing, Robin III, Batman? Shag, marry (or at least
motherbe Alfred), cliff.Nightwing, Officer Grayson, Dick the acrobat? Shag, marry, cliff (but only because he'd land safely.)
Batgirl III (Cass Cain), Spoiler, Huntress? Shag, marry, cliff.
Green Arrow, Batman, Blue Beetle? Shag, cliff, marry
till he divorced me to run off with BoosterBatgirl I, Batgirl III, Batwoman? Marry, shag, cliff.
John Stewart, Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner? Marry, cliff,
pegshag.Spoiler, Wonder Girl II, Arrowwette? Shag, cliff (because she can fly), marry (or at least take away from her mom)
Starfire, Raven, Wonder Girl I? Shag, marry, cliff (because anyone who shags or marries her runs into trouble, don't they?)
Lois McMaster Bujold's works
Miles Vorkosigan, Bel Thorne, Ivan Vorpatril? Shag, marry, cliff.
Alys Vorpatril, Cordelia Naismith, Drou Koudelka? Cliff, shag, marry.
A quaddie, a herm, a ba? marry, shag, cliff.
Taura, Ellie Quinn, Ekaterin? cliff, shag, marry.
Admiral Naismith, Captain Vorkosigan, Miles? shag, cliff, marry. Much like Ekaterin did.
Real Life
Peter Jackson, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg? Shag, cliff, marry (and then cliff)
Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill? cliff (the fangirls will catch him) shag (totally), marry (ooh)
Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts? marry, shag, cliff
Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, Adam West? shag, marry, take out for drinks.
A Minoan, an Egyptian, a Sumerian? You can guess, right? ;)
Sir Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Ian Holm? marry (and boywatch with), shag (and listen to him talk, oooh), cliff (over a hobbit sized cliff, so he'll be fine)
Ewan McGregor, Sir Alec Guinness, Samuel L. Jackson? shag, cliff, marry.
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan? Shag, cliff, marry.
George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft? There aren't cliffs high enough, there really aren't.