This Spring, Adopt a Unicorn

Behold the cuteness!

(Lord knows we can use cheerful things at the moment.)

Moments of Professionalism

While picking up the phone to answer it just now I managed, due to my sylphlike grace, to whack myself in the face REALLY FUCKING HARD with it.

I managed to refrain from either yelping or swearing until after I'd picked up the call *and* transferred it, though my speech was slightly confused.

Go me. Today I'll take all the good news I can.

So, Basically, it's Potentially-Deadly Musical Chairs

"If you are left standing, you are probably a terrorist. And if you are not law enforcement or emergency response; That's how we're going to catch you." So says Sid Caspersen, head of New Jersey's office of counter-terrorism. During a "red alert" people venturing outside their homes will be assumed to be terrorists.

Isn't that just martial law with a different name?

(Thanks to rmd for the link.)