"Is there any way we could turn the gay people and the black people against each other and make them fight in a sort of thunder dome and the winner gets the civil rights? … By the way, after these two decisions, people said that the gay rights is the new civil rights fight of our time. Are gay people the new black people? And if so, can black people get married now? Oh, and can we take away the vote from gay people?"
Stephen Colbert